Techivita's Note: So recently flappy bird, the internet sensation of frustration and anger, was taken off of app stores, making any phone with the game on it much more expensive. So I write you this. An Ode To Flappy Bird. Enjoy!
An Ode To Flappy Bird
Written by Techivita on 2/9/14
Red, orange, yellow and blue
All began flying with ease
However when I tapped you
You flew up, then dove into the sea.
Large lips and small wings,
Too improportional to fly.
I doubt you can even sing
Natural selection should have left you to die.
Knocking into green pipelines
Too stupid to fly on your own.
I’ve already played this too many times.
This app should really just go.
Although you make me aggravated
At least you keep my boredom sated.